With the "acreage" Bobert has, it might be well for him to investigage just what kind of "outside light" his electric utility was talking about.

Although the "always on" kind are sometimes a bit of an annoyance, his situation might make them something he'd actually be interested in once he's finished "settlin' in."

Cattle rustlin' is still fairly common in rural US areas, although I haven't heard of anyone taking someone's herd of gerbils (yet). He does need a modicum of security provisions for his Kubota, since I really need one (and so do several of his neighbors on the other side of his pond).

John