Oy! Less of the fluids Little Hawk. You have to be a certain type of prize pillock to call me that. I'll settle for Mr Steamin'

How do you know I believe in myself? I might have low self esteem for all you know. I certainly don't let my identity out and that's shallow for starters. Mind you, through office links, I come up as the same IP as two others on mudcat occasionally, so Joe Offer might make links, even if they are wide of the mark.

Created in his image? Well, it would appear those clever science people have got back as far as a star fish when looking up our family tree. I wondered how they discovered that, and then I got a small mirror and found out for myself.

By a curious coincidence, I was looking for a metaphor for religion at the time.