Since this thread's been resuscitated, I heard this recently.

Two ladies from Liverpool took a trip along the North Wales coast. Having crossed the Menai Straits, they stopped in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwrndrobwylllantisilioggogogoch for lunch. The waitress came to their table and asked "Are you ready to order?"

"Yes, dear, but before we do, can you tell us very slowly where we are."

The waitress leant forward and said:












"Burr ---- gurr ------ King."