J'ou wan' rum? We got rum! We got barrels and barrels of good Cuban rum! Ees da kind whaht get you all warm eenside een less dan cinco segundos! J'ou weel wanna buy lotsa peeenk flameengos after j'ou have a leetle dreenk of dees rum, and j'ou maybee gonna see peeenk flameengos too...maybee even peeenk elephants!

J'ou jus' call Pepe at 1-800-GET-RIPT

J'ou mention Spaw, j'ou get beeg deescount!