A friend sent me this, from last Sunday's Liberty Meadows comic strip.
The character is watching a political ad on TV. The words say,

"The future of Americans in your hand!
Who are you going to vote for?
A Republican lightweight from Texas?
Or a Democratic stiff from Tennessee?
Finally, there's a third option.
A candidate for the people, by the people.
A candidate with charm and magic to make things happen...
Vote Lord Voldemort for President!!
Why choose the lesser evil?"

Blessings,
Barbara