The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #138807   Message #3179303
Posted By: Jack the Sailor
30-Jun-11 - 05:16 PM
Thread Name: BS: On Bullshit
Subject: RE: BS: On Bullshit
Cordoba?

Our neighbor had one. It looked like a piece of crap to us. So we snuck over there one night and tore the leather off the seats to see what it was and where its came.

It was simply leather made from humble North American cattle. But it was soft and supple and expandable and sewn in a herringbone pattern that we thought was was strange. So we sent it to the local lab and the results that came back were both shocking and revealing, but in a strange way made sense. The seats which were all processes by a company which does Kosher meats were a series of foreskins sewn together. The seats were pure bull but only a small but very suitable piece of bull.

By the way the local lab was a black retriever name "Dewy."