Well done, Audi!! A fantastic and very funny first ever entry! This is great to see so many new Challenge!rs joining the fun. Here's your Silver B.L.O.B. for:

Take me home, Oh Granny, Gramps,
Come get me, I do hate France,
With apes here, there's no fighting chance,
And there's a hog who wears my underpants.

We'll consider this entry your first step toward the (infamous) Whole Bag O' Chips Special Award, OK?

-- Áine