This song was written by "Yogi Yorgesson" (pseudonym of Harry Stewart) but I couldn't find a recording of him singing it.
HO, HO, HO, DON'T EVER GO As sung by Stan Boreson Tune: UP ON THE HOUSETOP
I got a nice red suit because I think I'll impersonate Santa Claus. Wearing a Santa Claus disguise Will give my kids a big surprise.
The climb on the roof will be simple trick. I'll come down the chimney like old Saint Nick. Kids will be waiting at the fireplace To see old Santa Claus' smiling face.
CHORUS: Oh, ho, ho! Don't ever go Up on the rooftop; please don't go. Average roof is much too slick. You go up fast but you come down quick.
I climbed up the ladder and I got on the roof. I'm a simple-minded goof. It's very dark and I can't see. I walk into the aerial of the TV.
I grabbed on the aerial before I know. I knocked it loose and away we go. I slip and slide and then I fell. I land on my head and hear the Christmas bell.
CHORUS
Well, I fall on the fence and I knock down the gate. The kids run outside to investigate. I'm so unconscious from fall on head, The kids think Santa Claus is dead.
Next day, my kids look mad with a frown. The TV aerial has been knocked down. Sesame Street they cannot see. It's a lousy Christmas without the TV.