Oooh, the T-word comes out. Scary... it'll be torches and pitchforks next.

Do you not understand that such a question is trolling?

No, as a matter of fact I don't. Imagine that.

So the above is polite and not belligerent in your eyes?

Perhaps a bit provocative, in a friendly way, no more. What is it with you guys? Couldn't you have waited for Ebbie to weigh in before collectively jumping down my throat?

Jeez, one wolf whistle at the white woman and I've got the Klan on my ass... Give me a break.