a song derived from the cow song ( that i heard at campfire in scout camp) for my kids when we owned goats

guitar GCD

way out on our farm in monroe county (ohio)
people'd come from miles around to see
a milk goat we once had us
her name was gladys
and my how the people used to really stop and stare

she stood ten foot tall and had one purple eyeball
when you milked her she was happy as can be
she had 27 spigots and the people all bought tickets
to see her milked and hear us sing this happy melody

oh, pass the other udder over to my other brother
pass the other udder over this away
pass the other udder over to my other sister (i had daughters)
we really had our hands full
all day long

pa turned her on her back one frosty morning
gladys said, "hey now what's the gag?"
pa said, "gladys don't ya stop 'til the cream comes out on top !"
"in that case," gladys said, "it's in the bag !"

oh, pass the other udder...rest of chorus