The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #101327 Message #3180660
Posted By: wysiwyg
03-Jul-11 - 09:30 AM
Thread Name: BS: Indignities of Aging: the Sordid Truth
Subject: Pluck your ears my dear?
It always sounded so romantic-- "We'll grow old together..." I thought it was about wisdom and the harshness of some shared memories blurred into happy ones, by time! Who could have known that it REALLY means, "Come on, dear, let's go pluck each others' ear-canal hairs... (because we can't see our own and besides we need that extra hand to hold the magnifying glass.... did I just do yours or did you just do mine..... I forget....)"
Image: |Entwined arms holding prettypretty champagne flutes|.... fades to |entwined arms juggling magnifier and tweezers|...
Oh well it's all good innit?
~S~