"Is There a Doctor in the House?"

It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in
the middle of a busy intersection. Traffic quickly
piled up in all directions while a woman rushed
to help him. When she knelt down to loosen his
collar, a man emerged from the crowd, pushed
her aside, and said, "It's all right honey, I've had
a course in first aid."

The woman stood up and watched as he took
from his pocket a small paperback book, called
"The Pocket Guide to First Aid", took the sick
man's pulse, and prepared to administer
artificial respiration.

At this point she tapped him on the shoulder and
said, "When you get to the part about calling a
doctor, I'm already here."