I recently heard a version similar to Nigel Parsons' above:


There's a Yellow Rose in Texas
And a man from Laramie
They went to Davy Crockett's
To buy a cup of tea;
The tea was one and eightpence
And the biscuits one and three
There's a Yellow Rose in Texas
And a man from Laramie.

This was from Fife about sixty years ago, told to me by Margaret Gardiner, now resident in Edinburgh.