The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #138889   Message #3183690
Posted By: Uncle_DaveO
08-Jul-11 - 08:42 AM
Thread Name: BS: 2nd Joke Thread of 2011
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd Joke Thread of 2011
"Voices Speaking To Me"

A woman opened the door of a building and was
about to step outside when she heard a voice saying,
"Don't take that next step or you'll regret it." She
paused and a brick came crashing to the pavement
right where she would have been standing. She
looked around and there was no one nearby.

The next day this woman was about to step into the
street when she heard this same voice say, "Don't take
that next step or you'll regret it." As she paused a truck
came racing by and smashed into a nearby vehicle.
She knew if she hadn't listened to that voice she
would have been hurt badly, or maybe even killed.

She looked behind her and there was no one nearby.
"All right," she said, "Who are you ?"

"I'm your guardian angel," the voice replied.

"Oh, if that's the case," the woman said, "Where
were you on my wedding day?"