The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #138889 Message #3184516
Posted By: MGM·Lion
09-Jul-11 - 03:44 PM
Thread Name: BS: 2nd Joke Thread of 2011
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd Joke Thread of 2011
Why is Father Christmas like a canary?
Because they both have beards {except the canary}.
What's green & grows and has 5 legs?
Grass {I was lying about the 5 legs}.