The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #138889   Message #3184751
Posted By: MGM·Lion
10-Jul-11 - 06:04 AM
Thread Name: BS: 2nd Joke Thread of 2011
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd Joke Thread of 2011
"Do you know the difference between an apple and an elephant?"

"No."

"Then I wouldn't send you to buy a pound of apples; you might come back with a pound of elephants."