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Thread #138999 Message #3184867
Posted By: Donuel
10-Jul-11 - 11:41 AM
Thread Name: BS: Brits.. Bill Hicks?
Subject: RE: BS: Brits.. Bill Hicks?
Bill Hicks was the Richard Feynman of comedy. He could take a complex subject and describe it perfectly with one simple scenario. His description of US foreign policy as a western showdown is a good example.
USA: Gwan, pick up the gun. small country: I don't want to pick up the gun. USA: Pick it up! small country: If I do you will shoot me. USA: If you don;t pick it up on the count of three you are gettin it between the eyes. small country: Please mister, I don't want no trouble... USA: One... small country: OK I'll take it but I... USA: BANG! Small country: uuugh USA: You saw it. He was goin for a gun.