Yeah, I had to give up the bike when my first kid was born, three wouldn't fit and I couldn't tie her (the bike) down with a side car. Then I injured my back and my biking days were over.

Never could stand Harleys either. That bike of mine was so sweet. Sure it vibrated like hell but at least it was a regular vibration not that irregular thumping of the Harley at rest. Sure it leaked more oil than the Exxon Valdez but hell, the Brits designed it that way to keep it from rusting. They keep the outside covered in oil.

And besides, what self respecting biker would cringe at have a big oily streak bisecting their body?

Ah, those were the days....