The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3185208
Posted By: Little Hawk
10-Jul-11 - 11:41 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
You don't fool me, Amos. I know that you are suffering acute distress over Chongo's low opinion of you. After all, he is a public figure of considerable note, and what are you? A brilliant conversationalist, yes...but beyond that? Hmmm?   ;-D

Chongo says that he is sorry that your "face is lopsided like a whacked out chipmunk's" after your latest visit to "the dentist" (cough! cough!).

"Things gettin' rough in Tijuana?" he quipped.

Anyway, he says if you want, he is willing to do you the favor of punching you out a couple times on the other side of your face so that it will look properly balanced out.