In his post of 13 Apr 11 11:47 PM, Reverend Blunder ask us to aid his ministry by sending financial contributions to a post office box in Massey, Ontario. Accordingly, I wrote out a cheque and sent it along with a covering letter. I was hoping to receive a vial of sacred annointing oil or perhaps a sanctified prayer cloth by way of acknowledgment and over the long months of waiting I have continued to invoke the blessing of the almighty on Rev. Blunder and his works. But today, sadly, my letter to him was returned, marked "Unknown". The envelope, which had been resealed with scotch tape, contained the cover letter BUT NOT THE CHEQUE.

I can only hope that divine providence will move in mysterious ways to deliver the funds to Reverend Blunder, since Canada Post has once more proved itself a witting tool of Moloch the Destroyer of Souls, and, believe me, I should know.