The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3187459
Posted By: Rapparee
14-Jul-11 - 10:35 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Legion caught a Californicator tryin' ta sneak inta the Hovel once. They tied him to a chair and made him drink pure California orange juice until he was sick of it and then switched to Florida OJ. He got sicker'n a dog. Finally, they took pity on him an' gave him a job cleanin' out the cuspidors. After a couple of years of that they made him an Assistant Associate Temporary Potential Member, and just last week voted him "Potential Member" for his long and fateful service. His name is Arnold or Andy or somethin' Swartsensomething. Up at the Hovel he's just called "Cal" (fer Californicator) or "Dummy" or worse.