Ordinarily I avoid threads that comment on religious celebrities but this one I found irresistible. Caution, place coffee mug in secure area before proceeding: click here for report!

For the benefit of those who dread "blue clickies" here a sample from the report:

"In a blow that many insiders saw as the last straw for embattled media titan Rupert Murdoch, Satan today returned Mr. Murdoch's soul to him and demanded his money back."

Cheerily,
Charley Noble