I think he has an exterior motive. I think he wants Mary to iron and cook for him. He's a crafty devil. I'd be leary of the likes a that one SINS. Mark my word. He's up ta no good.

Why, he even sent me an autographed pic of yer superbowl MVP Tom Brady... signed to ME! I figure Dan is looking for me to mow his lawn or sommat, the sly fox. Wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw him. Keep an arm's reach lass.