I have NO parotid gland on the left side and one third of a parotid on the right side (the right side was a cell phone induced tumour). Talk cheese and my cheeks suck up in pain. When I walk by the cheese in the grocery store, same thing.

Oh, cheeses keeeeriste I love you my cheddar dearest but I can't even bear your memory!

Beware the cheese. Too much will mess you up.... 5:45h on the operating table the last time. All for the love of (too much) cheese.

Hey, you ever see my chipmunk pics? Cheeeeeses they are nasty!