At the risk of pickin' too much, here's a couple more verses:

Kissin' Lucy nice one day there
In the barn upon the hay is
When I realized that she was 'bout to sneeze.
Then I heard a loud "achoo!"
And her false teeth, out they flew;
Bit me hard and left big scars on both my knees.

Once on Halloween ol' Lucy
Soaked her teeth in something juicy,
'Cause she always kept her pearlies sparklin' clean.
But instead of lighter fluid
She thought glow paint ought to do it;
When she smiled that night she made the children scream.