You-all leave Bruce's dress outta this. It's a different subject altogether!!

Bobez, you're either gonna live with 'em or live without 'wm, just like golden retrievers and grasshoppers and tree frogs.

If yer gonna live WITH 'em then diagnosing them by your standards of rationality is purely counter-productive, man. Jes' like golden retrievers and grasshoppers and tree frogs. You don't call THEM nutz 'cuz they do funny stuff, do ya? Well?

The thing about wimmin is, they do funny stuff too, but much more beautful than any tree frog. So, ya jes' learn to cope with it, man!!

Assuming you enjoy breathing in an' out, anyway.