What did you learn today my darling at Bobert's cam for re-education
What did you learn today my honey? What in tarnation?

Well I learned to smile and tolerate your jokes,
I learned the proper way to light cigars that you smokes
I learned that all true wisdom only comes from blokes
And then I learned from the gals some holds called chokes

That's what I learned today my darling at Bobert's cam for re-education