The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #139295   Message #3193610
Posted By: gnu
23-Jul-11 - 01:21 PM
Thread Name: BS: Too Effing Hot!!!
Subject: RE: BS: Too Effing Hot!!!
Yeah? Well my nuts were stickin to my thighs (my silky smooth white thighs) after watering the greenery for only twenty minutes. I am NOT acclimated fer that and I shant get acclimated fer that on accounta I got 25kBtus a frosty cranked full tilt and I ain't goin back outside unless the power cuts out. And, if it does cut out I am gonna get hosed reeeeal good.

And it ain't even REAL hot here. I feel sorry for youse what got real hot weather.

Kendall... get Jac to bring you iced lemonade and fan you with a frond.

Hmmm... is it cool in the cellar?