The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #139268   Message #3193829
Posted By: Amergin
23-Jul-11 - 05:52 PM
Thread Name: BS: Bobert Cracks the Women Code!!!
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Cracks the Women Code!!!
Bobert, you are just now realising this? I have known this for years. In fact my studies have concluded the time when women began going nuts, and in fact I have discovered the cure.

They began going nuts when they gained suffrage. This began their downfall to udder madness. Soon, they were not fulfilling their wifely duties; cooking, cleaning, watching the kids, and providing their husbands pleasure. Then, they started working outside the home. This made things worse, for it led their kids to run wild through the streets, protesting this and that, growing out their hair, not bathing because they were too stoned (though nowadays they are romanticised as hippies, when in actuality they were just bums with a purpose), and then the evils of feminism and bra burning. Now, it's worse, the women prance around actually believing they are equal to men, and not the weaker sex that they truly are. It can only get worse from here, my friends, if we let this continue. We must cure their mass delusions now, and take away their voting privileges immediately. Only then will they be put back where they really belong: the kitchen.