I always remember to squeeze the toothpaste tube up from the bottom.

I am a man.

My mother is a woman.

She squeezes the toothpaste tube in the middle and ends up with a total mess.

Your theory doesn't hold water, Eliza. ;-)

She also hogs the TV remote to the point where everyone else simply gave up even watching it! Another treasured popular gender theory goes down the drain. ;-)