I mean, let's get real here fir one minute...

How many folks here haven't had sex outside??? Hmmmmmm??? Not too many hands went up??? Okay, maybe they thought that no one would see them... Big deal... They were seen...

Telling the parents ain't gonna stop them from having sex, is it???

So it boils down to appropriate (?) places to have sex...

But, no, if Oldster knocks on the door and tells the neighbor than nothing positive is going to come out of... Only bad stuff...

Teaching moment, my butt... Bunch of screaming and nothing will change except a wedges will be inserted (no pun intended) between these kids and their parents and maybe Old-ster and the neighbors, who has a history of problem neighbors already...

Maybe a little light comment to the girl from Oldster might be in order like, "Next time, go back in the woods..."

B~