ARGH!!! I know what you're talking about, Eliza. ;-) I wear a new pair of socks every day. And I do generally put dirty laundry in the laundry basket. (Not ALWAYS...but generally)

Matter of fact, I think I've been a conscientious objector to most of the more obvious aspects of the male lifestyle ever since I was, oh, in Grade 1 or thereabouts. I do enjoy challenging standard commonalities.

I think you're right about the Alpha males subconsciously marking their territory by their body odor. Very basic stuff. Well, I resigned from the whole damn thing long ago. I may decide to incarnate as a women next time, but we'll have to wait and see about that... ;-) I can see some advantages either way.