Not long after we were married, we were kissing, just kissing mind you, in our car at a travel centre between Toronto and London Ontario. A lady walking by called out "Knock it off your two, you are in a public place!" She was smiling and good natured, but when our eye's met, one could tell that she meant it.

If I am in Olddude's situation, I think I will do what that lady did to us. It did have the effect of a bucket of cold water with blue dye and saltpeter in it.