In all seriousness, GfS, mouth farting is a very good analogy for what you and the Tea Party do: a rude noise, a bad stench, and nothing behind it but a lot of hot air.

You and the Tea Party claim to want freedom but your thoughts on the matter are so shallow as to be laughable. You are unable to articulate anything other than a morass of disconnected thoughts that don't bear even the most cursory examination, but you like to display them loudly at every opportunity.

Anytime you get tired of farting and me calling attention to it, try discussing the meaning of freedom or the Constitution. We'll have a great conversation.

Until then, PPFFTT!