Who knows how these things get started. Yesterday I was looking at the mother of all Mudcat threads and noticed the mutual admiration society going a bit overboard in what I would call Hero Worship.
By doing a word association search I found many examples of this kind of maudlin admiration. Still I am intrigued if only half of the found statements are true:
Amos could bench press the debt ceiling without breaking a sweat.
Amos flew planes all over the world for the United States Air Force during the 1970s, and, boy, are his arms not tired.
California used to be a swing state, before Amos outlawed kinetic energy.
Amos single-handedly enforces 'Don't Mess with Mudcats'
Amos can pay his restaurant bill by simply drawing a dollar sign on his receipt.
Amos can give bees and peanuts anaphylactic shock.
Amos can stop a hungry honey badger
This is a spoiler, but Harry Potter vanquishes Voldemort by showing him a photo of a steely-eyed Amos.
Amos' legacy from his 5 years in the U.S. Air Force? Well, for one, he gave them their slogan.
Amos 's favorite food is the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Amos won the Kentucky Derby... On a unicorn.
Wisconsin used to be just east of Texas until Amos kicked its ass.
The ministry was originally going to have Amos guard Azkaban but realized it was more humane to have dementors.
There were originally five houses at Hogwarts. Griffyndor, Slytherin, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Amos House.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Amos.
Amos won the 1986 Daytona 500 even though his car wouldn't start.
Amos loves his kids and gave his son all a dad ever could. Love, support, guidance. And a firearm
Amos distills his own 30 year Scotch. It takes him 15 minutes.
It takes Amos 7 min to win at Risk, including 6 min victory dance and inventing the Moon Walk - literally on the Moon
Amos can, in fact, squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.
The only time Amos made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake.
When Amos so much as looks in Obama's general direction, looks at the ground.
You know who else inherited an economy from George W. Bush? That's right. Amos.
When Amos approaches a stop sign, it turns green and says go.
Amos is the only person to win a NASCAR race by making only right turns.
Amos has dissected frogs that are alive and happy to this very day.
Amos doesn't run from meetings. Meetings run from Rick Perry
Amos caused 24 to be canceled. Jack Bauer became boring and pedestrian compared to Amos
Kenny G. is allowed to live because Amos doesn't kill sax he encourages it.
Amos brand toilet paper went out of business because it wouldn't take $#1t from anybody.
Amos is a Gang of One
Amos "flew himself to his own events in a beat-up propeller plane." It's in the New York Times, it has to be true
Amos can turn weiner dogs back into wolves. He thankfully just chooses not to anymore.
BREAKING: NFL lockout ends after Amos realizes his Fantasy Football league would be "all messed up
It was scientifically proven that Amos 's DNA is single-stranded. The left strand did not put up with the right strand's crap.
Amos doesn't play golf, but if he did, his handicap would be negative seven million.
The PH balance in Amos 's hair is the template for all shampoos.
You can see his charisma from space.
Remember back when Pluto was a planet? Yeah, Amos took care of that mistake.
Google won't search for Amos because it knows you don't find Amos, he finds you.
Amos is the only palindrome spelled differently forwards and backwards.
After a lap dance with Amos, the stripper pays him
Chuck Norris is known to throw baseballs 100mph for fun, Amos is known to throw Chuck Norris 100mph for fun
Amos threw out the first pitch on July 23, 2009 in Chicago, IL. He also threw 116 other pitches that day. (look it up)
Amos created Palo Duro Canyon while mountain biking through what was formerly known as "Wee Creek."
Amos has a full body tattoo of himself.
Amos strongly abides by the motto: "Safety third."
Amos is an unabashed supporter of PETA -- People Eating Tasty Animals.
Amos sneezes with his eyes fully open.
Amos can cut the mustard.
It's shorts-wearing weather again. Guess who you can thank for that? Yep. Amos invented Summer. And shorts.
If Amos were to sing happy birthday to you personally, it would add an extra year to your life.
With broken wrists (just to feel what that's like), Amos arm wrestled the World's Strongest Man and won. Easily

Amos won Rookie of the Year. 6 years in a row. In everything.
"It takes Amos 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes".
Sometimes Raven thinks to herself "That's SO Amos "
If there were an awesomeness gland, Amos 's would be larger than an average alcoholic's entire liver.
As a boy in Paint Creek, Amos beta tested the Lion operating system. Actual footage:
Amos can whistle in thirteen different languages, including sign language.
Yes. It has one decidedly French part.: you think Amos 's computer has French anything?
Amos doesn't have migraines, migraines have Amos'
Amos plays duck-duck-goose with sex offenders on death row
Amos 's boots weren't made for walkin'. They were made for kickin'
Amos was born without an umbilical cord.
Amos 's computer doesn't run Windows; it has giant French doors.
Amos can easily climb a cactus, but why in the hell would he do that?
Amos once defeated Bobby Fischer with one hand and constructed an intricate diorama with the other.
Amos doesn't cry wolf. He makes Wolf Blitzer cry
Amos was given a soda can and a Fisher Price computer as a child; shortly thereafter, he developed the B2 Stealth Bomber