"Divine Golf"

One sunny day Jesus, Moses and a small, elderly man
were playing golf.

Jesus was the first to tee off and he hit the ball a little
left and it ended up in the water hazard. Because it
was Jesus, his ball floated, and when he got down to
the hazard he walked upon the water and hit the ball
onto the green.

Moses was the next to tee off, and like Jesus he hit the
ball into the water hazard. When he got down to the
hazard, he parted the waters and hit the ball onto the
green.

The little old man was next, and he too hit into the
water hazard. Just then a big fish swallowed the
ball and began to swim away. A hawk swooped
down and grabbed the fish in its talons and started
to fly off. As the hawk passed over the green, it
tightened its grip on the fish which caused the ball
to pop out of the fish. The ball landed on the green
and rolled into cup.

Moses turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing with
your Dad!"