>>"I love music too much..." to like musicals.

Translation: "I have narrow tastes. Particularly don't like anything romantic--which most musicals are. Also I consider myself above corny humor.   I prefer bitter satire which reflects my nihilistic world view."<<

I would translate it as "here is a witty way to say that the music in music generally is not to my taste."

I happen to agree with the sentiment and found it witty.

I generally love Dame Elton's music, but the song in "the Lion King" make me a little queasy.