The whole post was posted backwards from 12 to 1. From 1 to 12 it really was creepy. But from 12 to 1, much less creepy.

[Great Weed? I wish, actually my cable box broke and I'm not watching TV.





Now back to regular programing...]
{The Satirical Rant Channel}


Dr. Shmarmy Swashbuckle once said "we should not worship Heros, we build them!"

Name one person who is as beyond reproach as Amos. Why there is not a finer man who has ever breathed! Why? Because we say so.
Heros are made not born. Cherry Trees and not telling lies, log splitting, (brush clearing?*?) These are the seeds of heros we can plant to grow into mighty Oafs.
They say America needs heros, well there several among us mere mortals who can fill these heroic shoes.
Think of it...
A man of the people, Amos. President Amos.

With a savage shake of Wall St. in his maw he could send all the thieving criminals and crooked rating agency heads into the Hudson. He could unite the Tea party leaders with the Anarchists with the Neo Conazis in the most grand celebration dinner at the Four Seasons in Washington DC and be the only survivor of the worst restaurant fire in history.

He could take the Presidential Book of Secrets and read it out loud in fireside chats on Fox, in a segment called Patriotic Power is Knowledge.

We could again celebrate our heros.
We need not worship our heros, we need to make them from scratch. Heros are not the unfortunate victims of a disaster, they are legends...and this group knows thier legends. We can make up the legends better than the 3rd Reich.

Look at the propoganda that strives to place a propagandized Sarah Plain Palin on the pedestal of pedantic polemic leadership. The showing of her film 'Underfeet Ed.' made $24,000. We have the talent here to do much better.
Imagine starting with an intelligent and resonable person and give them a rise to fame and service.

Why Amos? First of all he is a damn good sport. However if he is as reluctant as Chris Christy, well I heard GfS cleans up real good. And gnu could be his running mate! If overwhelming support proves a challenge there is one obvious choice.

IF there is one man who would only need a voice vote to be elected the man who speaks for AMerica in American, who says it like it is, who can getter done, who everyone knows way deep deep deep down, the truth when he tells it...Who has the guts and ChupzPAW, Its

CatSpaw TAA DAAH.











PS Gnu, I know I did a satirical post about you once, I even PM'd a warning. You did good work on the nuke thread. And I meant mighty Oafs.