I moved to North Lincolnshire last year. Property prices are very reasonable, the views are flat but big sky and great for walking. Pub prices? I pay £2.30 a pint for hand pulled Batemans, £2.50 for Jennings.

Public transport is, I am told, not so good where we are. But no matter, because they would only take you to Doncaster or Scunthorpe if we had them (!)

We're happy as pigs in poo with our decision to up sticks and move. And you know, Sheffield is still only 40 mins on the motorway away to go out and see mates, have a drink, argue over who is driving back and sampling the delights of lime and soda...