Jack?

There is something seriously wrong with you. You're deranged. Your "literary" style matches the rest of us like bright day-glo pink and lime green polka dots would match a discreet plaid pattern on a beige background. You're clearly mentally fucked beyond redemption. ;-)

If I were chief editor of this unfolding drama, I'd edit you out of it. Permanently. Alas, I am not.

(the above is not text in our story) (Please carry on, people.)