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Thread #139400   Message #3198272
Posted By: GUEST
29-Jul-11 - 10:26 PM
Thread Name: BS: Trick for putting on flight socks!
Subject: RE: BS: Trick for putting on flight socks!
The poster, of course, is gargoyle
Sooo....I have boarded my KLM flight from New York (US) to Stockholm (SE)

Along with the ear-plugs, and sleeping mask, there are "flight socks."

To prevent thrombosis (Tricky Dick Nixon syndrom) I begin to place them on each leg;
1. Clear plastic placed over each foot
2. Sissors - removed from overhead to remove each toe.
3. Hot knife - secured and plugged into arm-rest video display

Flight diverted to Detroit - with USAF fighters off each wing.

Give me un-edited "clone powers" for 60 minutes a weeks (7.5 minutes a day) sweep every two hours....I cane return this forum to "original intent" - AMERICANA - before the next election