Dismissing Magda, Glenda, Phoebe, Dolores, Kenya, Brazil, Sam, the skeletonised cow and the desperately-rowing cockroach from his wind-turbine dismembered mind, Jake strode purposefully towards the town square, Dildoni at his side. Their mission was clear. Find Ali-bin-Risotto, the Italian-born Arab, and eliminate him. Then discover the whereabouts of his cronies, the fearsome Bosnian Plumbers' Gang. Dildoni quietly drew his throbbing wand from his pocket and they melted into the shadows...