As the dust settled and the water gradually subsided, Ali-bin-Risotto and six of his Bosnian Plumbers joyfully regarded the mangled corpses of Jake and Dildoni, and toasted their success in non-alcoholic beer.
"Now," gloated Ali, rubbing his hands in undisguised glee, "Now, my friends, Phase Two of our foolproof plan begins." Brandishing flight tickets and false passports, they hurried off to their boat, and guided it skilfully towards the airport.