The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #139431   Message #3198498
Posted By: GUEST,Eliza
30-Jul-11 - 11:25 AM
Thread Name: BS: Let's write a truly bad piece of fiction
Subject: RE: BS: Let's write a truly bad piece of fiction
But, unnoticed under the rubble, a turgid, throbbing wand stirred... small sparks flew from the pointed end. Tiny pieces of flesh moved towards eachother. An eye slipped back into a socket. A hand attached itself to an arm. After several minutes, Dildoni and Jake Tillington once again stood blinking in the sunlight of Bosnia. In Dildoni's hand was a bag of jellybabies and his faithful ukulele. "Onward and upward!" pronounced Dildoni, seizing Jake's hand. They flew into the air and headed for the airport together.