Ahhhh... so what's all this in the news about defaulting on the existing debt payments?

No, nevermind. I don't wanna know. I am a Canuck and I have enough government ineptitude and corruption to worry about. If you Yanks fuck over the world economy, I'll hear about it soon enough.

I guess I shoulda bought a ticket to the U2 concert a few miles up the road from me tonight on accounta readin this gloom and doom means I might never get the chance again.