I remember it well. It was back in the days of the cold war and Commie infiltrators like Ayn Rand, Allen Ginsberg and Chongo the Chimp were poisoning the minds of our youth. We had to fight back but how? Shooting them would make them martyrs and there was only so much that the heroes of flag waving literature could do. Thank god for loyal Americans like Paul Verhoeven!

The NSA (National Story Agency) was commissioned to construct a meme which would be a fail safe against all dangerous literature leading to total destruction of the work it is deployed against and a certain degree of "mind rot" in the authors. Unfortunatly, once an author is infected, his or her works are often tainted for many years thereafter. The meme is deployed automatically against Canadians trying to inflict free healthcare upon the US public.