"I think that overuse of sexual metaphors is bad writing."

Oh, I see. ;-) Okay! I get your point and I now understand why you are doing what you're doing.

I also see that I should have worded the title of this thread a bit differently. ;-) I had not meant to provoke bad writing along the particular lines you seem to be pursuing. It just didn't occur to me that anyone would go along those lines. I had something rather different in mind.