why does one have to put up with the often hideous noise of loud drinkers and their children

You don't! Children are only allowed in pubs by the landlords discression.(sp?) :-)

As to noisy drinkers - how dare you discriminate against us poor souls who cannot drink without making a noise. It is usualy the result of a medical disorder. I bet you would ban people in wheelchairs as well you unfeeling, ignorant bastard.

:D tG