I wrote a story for you all!

There once was a student called Patrick who went by the name DrugCrazed on a folk forum called Mudcat. One day, Drug saw the famous Mother Of All BS thread but ignored it, since it wasn't bothering him. Then, after a few months, the famous thread appeared again and again. Drug was fascinated by such a thread title, but decided to leave it be again. Finally, in the 8th month of the year 2011 the naive Drug gave in and started to read the whole thread.

"Wow", said Drug "This is an interesting idea, surely one thread for all the BS on Mudcat would be very useful". He then continued reading. After a while, he glanced at the URL and nearly fell over. "Hang on, 41600 messages? Sweet Mary of Joseph, no wonder it took so long to get". Such a large number scared the young Drug and he ran to the hills, and decided to avoid the thread in future.