The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #3202097
Posted By: Rapparee
04-Aug-11 - 09:45 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I'm supposed to have self-esteem and self-doubt problems?
Nah. If I had them things I'd have to have y'all worship and praise me, which ain't the case at all. Shucks, I don't even ask for a tithe or your first-born or anything like that. Of course, if you do feel like sending money I won't refuse it, but it's not required.
Trained to fly the wide world o'er
To knock down roofs and kick in doors
Leaving presents on the ground
Santa's hay gives scours all around.
Knee-deep in poop a young child stands
Searching for presents with its hands
An unneeded job, if Claus would spend
Some hoarded cash on reindeer Depends.